", "If God had wanted you to live, He would not have created, "I joined this team just to kill maggots like you. ", "Bomb head! There's a new gravy-filled angel in heaven.". When the Demoman shoots his grenades at the Sentry Gun, he only shoots one grenade, but in the next shot there is another grenade that appears out of thin air. Uh, not you, brain maggot. I take jobs from American vampires! "Ya call those bombs, ya wee little romance novel? Looks pretty good! Thankfully, playing as Demoknight can make dealing with Spy a little easier (especially if it's one that relies on their knife), since it's much easier to chase after and whale on them with a. ", "It's lads like you that give war a bad name! That's right, whoo! This page was last edited on 12 January 2023, at 17:31. ], Demoman: "I got a manky eye. ", "There are many like it, but this one is mine! "Go play your pinko chess game with the Devil, Commie! I'll kick you back to whatever hell you crawled out of! ", "Surrender now, maggots, and you will not be harmed! And if a piece of fabric can do it, "Everyone, take a knee! Abandoned at birth by his parents, his talent with explosives resulted in the deaths of his adoptive parents, and his family welcomed him back in the DeGroot clan. ", "We won the battle, now let's win the war! ", "This is not a robot tea party, sparkbags, this is robot war! ", "Get out here so I can kick you right in your frilly wizard dress! [falls asleep, then wakes up] "wha--? ", https://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/index.php?title=Demoman_responses&oldid=3353634, Pages using duplicate arguments in template calls. [sotto voce] "But I treasure your friendship. While aiming at an enemy, melee weapon equipped: This page was last edited on 17 December 2022, at 17:18. ", [Demoman charges into battle along with Team RED while dodging a cascade of rockets. Teams can usually do with having lots of Demomen, but having lots of Snipers cripples their ability to fight. The Demoman bounces in rhythm to the Latin beats while saying: The Demoman puts his arms out and forms a square with his fingers, trying to visualize the scene in front of him in a frame or a screen. The Drunken Sailor was added to the game. ", "You better hope there's hacky-sack in Hell, hippie! By massage table shower near me. ", "Alright, no more foolin' around! The entire idea of the Demoknight. ", "Go to hell, and tell the devil I'm comin' for, "Thus begins my thousand year reign of blood! Now put down those socks and let's get to work! Mature articles are recommended for those who are 18 years of age and older. During the censored portion, the Demoman actually says: The music that plays during the battle sequence ", The teams' roles are reversed from what they are in the game's, Several crates of beer can be seen behind the Demoman. ", "Like a chorus of wee bagpipe-playing angels! from dankmemes. ", "You sissified maggot scum have just signed your death warrants!" ", "I killed the bloody Loch Ness Monster! Because I will have glued it to my cold, dead hands! After the war! All voice lines associated with a player-initiated taunt are located in the Soldier taunts page along with a description of the animation. I just thought we were just testing our weapons! By the official bird of Livi, Montana! His melee weapon is a bottle. ", "Merasmus, get your spectral ass out here! ", "I have returned from the grave to give the living haircuts. The Celts were a people of Iron Age Europe. He is frequently referred to as the Scottish Robin Hood, and is the namesake of the Rob Roy cocktail. Bad Pipes and Mannrobics were added to the game. Don't you die on me, brain maggot! You are a mistake of nature! I ain't afraid of six wee men! Woh, hup sti'that! Sammy Davis, Jr was a well-known singer and dancer who became internationally famous for his Broadway performances. The entire idea of the Demoman. ", "Ahhh! But the tool's . You are all bleeders. ", "Are we done? ", "Son, you are a disgrace to the afterlife. Over and out! Macbeth is a play by William Shakespeare, which gives a fictional portrayal of a historic Scottish thane by the name of Macbeth. You are the worst roommaaaaaaaaate!" But nobody got a prize but us! Give me my eye back, you wizard! It is the sequel to the 1996 Team Fortress mod for Quake and its 1999 remake, Team Fortress Classic. "Little too much caber-tossing pie down yer own throat, eh, chubby? Also of note is that in 1954, 6 years prior to Ocean's 11, Sammy Davis Jr. lost his left eye in a traffic collision. A crotch guard is a piece of equipment used by athletes to, quite literally, guard their crotches. Heh heh, I dinnae know we were playing anybody! ", "Men, we are tied, and that is just another word for losing! And now comes to my miscellaneous replies to some of your arguments. ", "I came here to kick arse and have two eyes! IN HELL! 30 TF2 Demoman's Medic Quote Variations in 90 Seconds | Team Fortress 2 1,319,515 views May 31, 2020 43K Dislike Kruthal 5.47K subscribers Notice Age-restricted video (based on Community. "Dominated! ", "See? http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Characters/TeamFortress2TheDemoman. They said we shouldn't do it! engineered inventions of tomorrow such as an, knocking out Demoman via sedation, and then intending to bury him alive until Miss Pauling talks him out of it, the intended way to play the class, if the Defense designation is any indication, Though if you actually look at his stats, he isn't moving, Unless you have the Sticky Jumper, then self-damage isn't a factor, at the cost of not being able to hurt. Join Login. Airblast applies a debuff on all classes that makes airstrafing extremely hard, allowing the Pyro to effectively take a portion of your movement by pressing 1 button. [Speaking normally] You do. There wasn't room for one. The Eyelander, which is a two-handed claymore, also bears close resemblance to the sword thought to have been used by William Wallace. Pepper fie. ", "I am going to kill you, Merasmus! The Ullapool Caber is a "potato masher" hand grenade. - after a decapitation kill. ", "[Singing] I love to win, so I guess we should win! It also has a high chance of knocking you (or your enemy, if they survive it, although it's rare) into the air. Below is a list of references specific to the Demoman class, most of which are related to Scotland, the home country of the Demoman. In competitive play, Demomen have to learn all the potentially useful sticky jump locations on a map and be able to execute them perfectly (and thus be able to get to the central control point faster than the enemy Scouts), has no hit-scan weapon and so must rely on prediction, and has low mobility without the aid of sticky jumps. The second Highlander film is also subtitled "The Quickening". The update revealed the Demoman's lifestyle; along with working three jobs, he lives in a mansion in New Mexico with his blind mother. I need a roommate. Tf2 Soldier Quotes Tf2 Medic Quotes Tf2 Announcer Quotes Tf2 Heavy Quotes Tf2 Sniper Quotes Team Fortress 2 Medic Quotes Tf2 Engineer Quotes Tf2 Pyro Quotes Abraham Lincoln Quotes Albert Einstein Quotes Bill Gates . See you soon. That's what I do. ", "Drop your bibs and make some gibs, maggots! Happy to read and share the best inspirational Tf2 Demoman quotes, sayings and quotations on Wise Famous Quotes. "Freeeedooooom!" The original endings were quite often far from a "happily ever after" and often quite unpleasant, as the Demoman is keen to remember. These responses override the default responses for that category. His secondary slot is occupied by a stickybomb launcher, meaning he can lay down an explosive trap and make them explode at the same time. ", "(Unintelligible Muttering) I love you, man", "Gonna kill you and I'll keep killin' you and I'll never, cause you're 'onna be dead and then I'm gonna kill you. Whoo! A carouser is a participant in a noisy, lively drinking party or one who consumes plentiful amounts of alcohol - this is obviously a reference to the Demoman's drinking habits. ", "Grow some hair on yer face, and come and try me again, lad.". - after a decapitation kill on another Demoman. If I were a bad demoman, I would be sitting here discussing it with you now would I?" Demoman (TF2) tags: uhh 0 likes Like " (Blows up people and laughs) - There going to have to glue you back together, in Hell." Demoman (TF2) tags: uhh 0 likes Like This weapon's name is a reference to the myth that a Scottish person will usually greet others with physical violence, due to their stereotypically aggressive nature. A Michel De Montaigne I was a lawyer for 12 years in New York and Sweden. Below is a list of references specific to the Demoman class, most of which are related to Scotland, the home country of the Demoman. "Remember, men, 'the flag was still there'! ", "If God had wanted you to live, He would not have made me a mindless puppet of this brain maggot! ], [Cut back to Demoman's room, music stops. ", "Son, whatever third-world stink pile you actually live in, today you are an American! Scout: I'm gonna headbutt ya! Ciders made in the West Country of England are often called "scrumpy", from "scrump", a local dialect term for a small or withered apple. Trainspotting is an iconic 1996 film set in Edinburgh, Scotland. "Three Times a Lady" is a 1978 single by the funk and soul band The Commodores. The Quickening is the phenomenon which occurs when one immortal decapitates another, acquiring the sum total of their power, knowledge, experiences, and skill. Yet he appears to have enough skill and/or family talent in him to just. ", "You worthless lady-bots get back here and fight! He's very well-mannered when Miss Pauling visits him in WAR!, and he's capable enough to simultaneously tackle being a globetrotting mercenary in addition to two other unknown jobs, all for his mum. Well, half out. ", "I've been saving the good scrumpy for Competitive Mode! ", "DOMINATED! He says one of the following: The Demoman pulls out a set of bagpipes and plays them while dancing. sec588 index. The six remaining modern-day Celtic Nations are Scotland, Ireland, Wales, Cornwall, the Isle of Man, and Brittany. In earlier centuries, the entire west coast of the country was sometimes referred to as Argyll. ", "DOMINATED! ", "We almost died on that hill! ", "You were loud and ugly, and now you're DEAD! Since then, he's been working as a mercenary. A targe is a small shield that was used by the Scottish Highlanders up to the 18th century. Stop taking jobs from American ghosts! All that ye awakened was me WRATH! Some men gave more than some. "Dominated! Like these quotes? The Scots Guards are a regiment of the British Army. This may also be a reference to the cult rock-umentary This Is Spinal Tap. T'all you fine dandies so proud, so cocksure . "Moor" is a very old generic term for a black person; it is also a name for high altitude grassland with acidic soil, common in the Scottish Highlands. ", "There is nothing unusual about this man's head! On account of his lack of an eye, and blood heritage, he considers himself something of a Last of His Kind. [Sotto voce] "I cherish these moments we spend together. ", "Any man comes at me airborne, I am turning into a meat cloud! The first film he acted in was Summer's Children in 1979. ", "You cannot run from me, my gun is faster. The Demoman's Bottle is branded "XXX"; this typically means strong Moonshine, an illegaly-brewed beverage. I am more proud of, "I have been awarded the Purple Heart, the Orange Star, the Green Clover, the Blue Diamond, and the Big Golden Army Ball of Bravery! A plaid is a pleated cloth often worn with a kilt, made from the same tartan and worn over the shoulder, fastened at the front. ", "You come wide at me again, boy, I'll stick that wrench right up yer arse! The archaic spelling "cyder" is sometimes used, but as a marketing ploy rather than authentic usage. - after a Bottle kill. Hair get in your eyes? ", "Kill him. Meet the Demoman! ", "You are a spineless worm! ], [The Demoman dodges the rockets as a nearby Scout is gunned down by the Sentry. This is a reference to double malt Scotch whisky, which is made by blending two single malts. Operation High Dive was a test of high-altitude parachutes using dummies and was a precursor to Project Excelsior, the latter setting a jump altitude record of 19.47 miles. ", "Thankfully I already don't remember this. ", "All yah dandies prancin' aboot with ya heads full of eyeballs! Cut to the Soldier dashing down the stairs and through the 2Fort sublevel while saying "Hut, Hut, Hut!" with every step he takes ] The Administrator: "Protect the briefcase !" Soldier: "We need to protect the briefcase!" The caber toss is an event practiced at the Scottish Highland Games involving the tossing of a large wooden pole called a caber. These responses override the default responses for that category. ], [The Demoman slams the now empty Bottle down on the table, breathing heavily. ", "DOMINATED!" The player can freely move around, albeit slowly, during this taunt. RED Demoman: I got a manky eye. ", "I will kill any man who tries to take this from me. ", "I'm gonna stick me thumbs in yer eyes and hang on 'till yer deid! I'm drunk!". If winning's good enough for, "[Singing] I love to win, by the dawn's early light! ", "Oh, I'm ready, lad! "Medic.." ["Meet the Medic" text appears] Heavy: "[Laughing loudly]" Medic:"When the patient Woke up, his skeleton is . He eventually drops back and stands on all fours, belly up, now kicking forward and alternating hands on the ground. hah.". The Samur-Eye is a replica of the helmet worn by the samurai lord Date Masamune. "Stars and Stripes beats Hammer and Sickle. Bootlegging was originally the act of concealing hip-flasks of alcohol in the legs of boots. Eye." "I HAD ME GOOD EYE ON YE THE WHOLE TIME!" "Bloody hell." If you didn't win, I would need to see your birth certificate! Quote: Who: Portal 2 Portal 2 DLC Portal 2 PTI Portal 2 Music Portal 1 Portal 1 Music Team Fortress 2 TF2 Music. Well, half out.". The fast pace of the game makes it almost unusable for direct confrontation, but players who are able to micromanage their sticky placements, find clever trap locations, know to fight only when it's advantageous, and are able to land direct grenade launcher hits when caught off-guard can become the most fearsome defensive powerhouses in the game, rivaling even the Engineer's fully-upgraded Sentry Gun. Note: These lines possibly hint at the Demoman's and the Soldier's friendship from the War! Voiced by: Gary Schwartz (English), Francesc Rocamora (Spanish), Dmitry Polonsky (Russian), "Have ye heard aboot the Beer of the Month Club? Steam Community :: Guide :: Copypasta Scripts of All "Meet the __" Videos. "Hey, Private Haircut, I might've taken a bit too much off "Lot o' good that Soldier trainin' did ya! Like above, Demomen can shell slow-moving Heavies from a distance and can take advantage of Heavy's dependence on line-of-sight, Pyros can menace Demos at close range and reflect their explosives back at them, and Heavies shred down Pyros with higher health and damage at flamethrower range. After a successful fist bump, he points at the other player and nods positively while saying: Starting a dance He'll also burp mid-swing, September 30, 2010 Patch (Mann-Conomy Update), October 13, 2011 Patch (Manniversary Update & Sale), October 27, 2011 Patch (Very Scary Halloween Special), October 6, 2015 Patch (Invasion Community Update), October 28, 2015 Patch (Scream Fortress 2015), December 17, 2015 Patch (Tough Break Update), October 21, 2016 Patch (Scream Fortress 2016), October 20, 2017 Patch #1 (Jungle Inferno Update), October 5, 2021 Patch (Scream Fortress 2021), "Oh it brings tears to the eye, it does! [Sotto voce] "Boy, I have something I want to tell you about the Engineer. ", "Oh, d'ye like that, yeah? ", "Merasmus! ", "I love your death, cyclops; your death is. ], [The ending segment of "Drunken Pipe Bomb" starts to play. ", "You were good son, real good; maybe even the best. The name of this hat refers to the colloquial term "hair of the dog that bit you", referring to the act of consuming an alcoholic drink to relieve the effects of a hangover. Such as: "If God had wanted you to live, he would not have created me!" -domination line. ", "Permission to get cocky, men! ", "Ohh, I'm gonna beat ya so hard, you'll have a twitch! The Demoman takes out a staff with a skull on its top and a tag reading "99". Where it belongs! The player can freely move around, albeit slowly, during this taunt. Contents 1 Primary 2 Secondary 3 Melee 4 Special 4.1 Demoman-exclusive 4.2 All-Class The name of this achievement is based on Valve's co-op shooter Left 4 Dead. ", "You can have this when you pry it from my cold, dead hands. ", "Men, you are about to become someone's new worst nightmare! Tweet @Portal2Sounds. ", "I joined this team just to kill maggots like you. [Quietly] "No offense, brain maggot. Demoman: [the Demoman walks up to - presumably - a decapitated head, laughing merrily as body parts and blood rain down around him] Oh, they're going to have to glue you back together. The Demoman Real name: Tavish Finnegan DeGroot Voiced by: Gary Schwartz (English), Francesc Rocamora (Spanish), Dmitry Polonsky (Russian) "Come an' get me, I say! The Spy is an elusive French gentleman who uses his disguise and Cloaking Device to sneak behind enemy lines. You are not welcome in my world. "Back from the dead and reporting for duty! Because we have kicked them all over this map and they are devastated! [The Demoman passes a door frame and covers it in sticky bombs] I'll be waiting on ya with a whiff of the 'ol brimstone. Rather than authentic usage famous for his Broadway performances kick you right in frilly! 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